Don's Ditties
TODAY'S
ROMP
The Supremes will have an empty seat
and Obama is dancing a jig on his feet.
That he's basing his choice on a
quota
doesn't bother him one iota.
It's the Constitution he wants to delete.
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Obama now bows to kings
and then kowtows and sings
great praises to him
like an id driven hymn
and sends America his venomous slings
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The dems
are so out of touch
they're using Palin as a sort of crutch.
But their brains are so clouded by hemp
that their excuses are noodlingly limp.
Methinks they protesteth too much.
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When they pull the
strings of Obama
he dances a new melodrama.
His jig is so boring
I find myself snoring.
Oh, Chelsea where is yo Mama?
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Puppet is the name I call Barack.
He definitely has strings behind his back.
Is it Hamas who pulls those many strings?
Does the boy fly on turbaned wings?
Well, methinks he runs with a terrorist pack!
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Obama shares the views of Rev.
Wright.
Which indicates to me he ain't very bright.
The thought that makes me really cringe
is his obvious quest for true revenge
by inflicting upon us his socialist blight.
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It's change we need!
Goes the candidate's screed.
Yet they all want to go
to the status quo
and that change happened a long time ago.
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With syrupy words and witty quips
preacher Mike covers his flips.
Believe him if you will,
but I won't until,
I see some sutures crossing his lips.
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We support the troops but not the war
say the dems on the senate floor.
How's that I say
when the very next day
they say they'll fund those troops no more.
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The amnesty bill was finally sunk.
Which is good because it really stunk
like an old worn sock
or a sweaty jock
And should, like them, be considered junk.
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So Bill's gonna work on Hill's campaign.
Now they can both share our pain
With Hill in power
more gov will flower.
And over it they both shall reign!
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Like bleating goats the Dems do cry:
"Give us power and we will try
to negotiate
with some potentate
or perhaps some killer at any rate."
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Surrender,
surrender, the Dems all yell.
But why they like defeat I can't tell,
unless their flower-child days
and the silliness they did raise
have kept them in their doped-up hell.
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Now we all see
Algore sweat
as he talks about all the heating we'll get.
Is it the lie he is telling
Amidst all that yelling?
Or is he the only one feeling it yet.
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Obama Pajama is now
all the rage
and he's been about rattling Hilliary's cage.
But I got a hunch
he's thrown a good punch.
But so did Bill and she's still on the stage.
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The feminist are full of hoorahs.
San Fran Nancy has furthered their cause.
They love her because she's a gal
though her politics are, well, a bit mal.
I liked it better when they were throwing off their bras!
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Ok, so we're fighting a terrorist scourge
from which we may not emerge.
So instead of Islamic extermination
through bombing obliteration
we think we can do it with a "surge"?
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Come into my web and be cozy
says that spider called Pelosy.
But we all must beware
of that wide eyed stare
or to the left we all will mosey.
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Al Gore in his
"chicken little"
coop,
squawks around in efforts to dupe
those smarter than he
who can plainly see
that global warming is a bunch of poop!
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Kim Jong Il wants to test
his nukes.
And the US has sent him many rebukes.
But we've long been in the nuke biz,
so why can't he now have his?
So let's leave him alone, but put up our dukes
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The dems say John Bolton is uncouth,
with his bad habit of telling the truth.
They know the UN will collapse
if he takes off their wraps
and turns their secrets looth.
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I guess there's no hope for that
Pelosie gal,
nor Harry Reid, her Senate pal.
Their thinking is not
above that of a tot
and should be prefaced by the prefix mal.
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Iran and Syria sit mute
above the Hezbollah dispute
with the Jewish State
which they both do hate
and consider all the rest of us moot.
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The eco-cats want ANWR pure.
No drilling at all that's for sure.
They love a crisis
and high gas prices
and think a horse and buggy for a cure.
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So the liberal press corps has thrown a fit.
'cause Cheney was late just a tiny bit.
Was it justified, I ask.
To take the White House to task?
Or was this the kind of picking we call nit?
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Just like a baby llama
that can't be weaned from its momma
no matter what we do
to his motley crew
here comes another tape from Osama
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I finally receive my social
security
with all its grace and purity.
Everything's fine
cause I got mine.
But my kids should question its surety
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There once was a librarian who
liked to dilly with Mr. New.
She showed him her books
he replied "gadzooks!"
and oh the things they would do.
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The disaster on our southern coast
left our governments no reason to boast.
They belatedly invaded
and on camera they waded
but scrambled like cockroaches on toast.
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Bush is giving the Dems quite a fit,
cause it looks like he will get
a yes on Bolton
who's not behold'n
to the UN phonies with which he'll sit
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The liberal media is in a fog.
Their gears indeed are missing a cog.
Their coverage of Gitmo
should cover a bitmo
to all of Cuba... a real gulag.
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It's obvious his thoughts are unguarded,
at those times when his lips go parted.
From his silly red-faced shouting
to his little boy like pouting
Howard Dean makes it clear he is retarded.
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Social Security is a going concern
say those who don't give a dern.
The fact that it's broke
to them is a joke.
Why do liberals never learn?
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So a compromise was reached by the "moderate" group,
leaving the rest of the boys out of the loop.
There will be no more "filies"
promised the Democrat sillies.
And at that the Republicans dove thru the hoop!
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A "nuclear option" the dems say with aplomb
thus soothing their egos like a balm.
But their scary words
are for the birds
since they're the ones who built the bomb.
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We are now to believe
despite the tangled webs they weave
that we put out a desperate call
to the Russians who saved us all.
And its this kind of tripe that makes me heave.
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I was afraid Bush's speech would again coddle
and still leave the Russians room to dawdle
and then even heed'em
as they promised more freedom
through the bottom of a vodka bottle..
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One thing this world doesn't need
and is getting tired of, indeed,
is the ignorant rant
and endless chant
of garbage coming from Harry Reid
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The senate room is very ripe with bluster
as the Dems try to defend their filibuster.
They conveniently have forgotten
they once thought it to be rotten
and fought against it with all they could muster.
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Social Security is on its last leg
and at the empty gauge its hit the peg.
They were completely inept,
With the money they kept.
And our nest, I guess, is minus the egg.
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Without any fear of perjury
I have told the court of great injury.
With the high fuel prices
I've had to cease some vices
To avoid open-wallet surgery.
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So Delay took a naughty trip somewhere.
And now the libs are on a tear.
But things aren't so rosy
for poor Nancy Pelosi
who can't complain because she was there.
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The liberals claim Bolton's way too rude
and certainly would cause a UN feud.
Their advice should go unheeded
for that is the very thing needed.
And I say to him, go get'em dude.
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The Democrats think the south is wrong
for its choice to leave the liberal throng.
But it's time they started learning
that the South is just returning
to the refrains of that old Dixie song .
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The dems say John Bolton is uncouth
with his bad habit of telling the truth.
They know the UN will collapse
if he takes off their wraps
and turns their secrets looth.
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When liberals act so childish
their demeanor really gets "riledish".
Their tempers flair,
they go on a tear
and their scorn isn't at all "mildish"
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Even with his life long mendacity
Teddy Kennedy had the audacity
to fly off to Rome,
the Pope's final home,
proving his hubris has an endless capacity.
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I guess the liberals can every day
make up some charge against Tom Delay.
It's time they woke up
and give this joke up
cause this straw man is a bunch of hay.
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President Bush rightfully dashed the hope
of Carter's assistance in burying the Pope.
Since for America Jimmy's so full of hate
he is much deserving of his fate
and should be left at home to sit and mope.
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April Fools Day is insensitively named
and the politically incorrect are blamed.
Perhaps it could be arranged
to have it's name changed
and April Liberals Day proclaimed.
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Still waters run deep.
But when liberals make a peep
which they hold so hallow
as a rule its so shallow
and holds no knowledge for us to reap.
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Those eco-cats want ANWR pure.
No drilling at all that's for sure.
They love a crisis
and high gas prices
and look to a horse and buggy for a cure.
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Historic fact does not exist
claim the liberals with a twist.
They disagree
with history
and use their "own", if you get my gist.
We still have a religion in our schools.
And it's taught by environmental fools.
They worship the earth
but know nothing of its birth
and think mankind is pretty cruel.
So now its the internet they want to tax
to make sure we are soaked to the max.
To send all my money to DC
just doesn't seem fair to me
and if I had the money I'd send them a fax.
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Well Rather's no longer the anchor
incurring his comrades' rancor.
till they turned off his spigot
the work of this bigot
had become a national canker.
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The collaborating French were known as the Vichy
and their claims of freedom were a mite fishy.
Der Fuehrer bossed 'em
'til the Americans tossed 'em.
But their heirs today are still a bit swishy.
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It looks as if Bush's plan is working
causing lots of liberal knee-jerking.
Since they refuse to be wrong
They're singing their old song
with lyrics of typical truth-murking.
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Martha's out!...they all shout.
I understand what the fuss is all about.
She looks just great
having lost a little weight
and apparently has just as much clout.
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The UN says they can find no proof
and the missing money is just a goof.
Into thin air did it fade
after Kofi and son got paid
which puts a whole new meaning on the word poof!
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Some Supreme Court members are long in the tooth.
And some of those are getting looth.
If they give up the ghost
I will send them a toast
A glass full of gin...and some fumes of vermouth.
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Our government schools are failing
and thus the kids are bailing.
It seems home schooling
is where they're pooling.
And this has the liberals wailing.
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The flower children were like a friendly pup
they would shoot up instead of sup.
They ate sunflower seeds
for nutrient needs
and never grew... especially up!
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Of ideas they are bereft
our friends on the left.
To me it seems
its in there genes
and they are innately undeft.
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The mullahs insist on making some nukes
this in spite of world wide rebukes.
if they get away
with their naughty play
they better get ready to put up their dukes.
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Hollywood leftists are awaiting their statue
so there'll be more drivel coming at you
you must be alert
keep your gullibility inert
and don't let their diatribes catch you.
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So Clinton's going to be a double dipper
and wants to captain the UN clipper.
The question I ask
is what's to be his task
aside from playing with his zipper.
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It seems that Hilliary's all packed
since the polls show she's backed
by the same old crowd
that scream so loud
even as her ethics are clearly lacked.
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A woodpecker landed on my lot.
I don't know if he was "endangered" or not.
To keep from loosing
the land I was using
He's now buried in a secret plot.
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The liberal media is crying its eyes out
since Dan Rather put his lies out.
But it wasn't the fibs
that bothered the libs
as much as it let word they weren't very wise out.
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It appears the Dems are afraid of Condi Rice.
Experience and education simply won't suffice.
A glance at her hearing
shows the Dems are really fearing
a woman who won't pay attention to their advice.
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Is an attack on Iran looming?
That news is certainly glooming.
Whether true or not,
I'll bet its got,
A bunch of Ayatollahs fuming!
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As we see the Dems knock the inaugural bash
and their envy of the Texan's cash.
their tales of woe
and lack of dough
will leave them home sippin Kentucky mash.
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So now the UN says we're a generous donor
and apologized for their spokesman's boner.
Who cares I say
I won't go out of my way
to pay attention to any twilight zoner.
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I voted against John Kerry
because he seemed so scary.
Mainly on his stance
to greatly enhance
the kinds of people who could marry.
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George Soros is
sure not a quitter.
But it does seem he’s quite bitter.
He
and intends to spend
to his money's end
so he can spread more liberal litter.
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Now we have the "independent" report complete
So let's see if Dan can take the heat.
If he can't, no big deal
CBS will stay on keel
Since any good liar can fill his seat.
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They must think us each a dummy
when they tell us the fetus is only a part of mummy
I've never heard a woman whom
when feeling movement in her womb
say "I just kicked myself in the tummy".
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Those who accept what's "politically correct"
Are nothing but a lemming like sect.
To impress their peers
they make up fears
and pay no mind to those who object.
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Global warming is on its way
at least that's what the enviros say
but the scientific finds
are blowing their minds
'cause the truth isn't going their way.
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To say that we're a bunch of stingy jerks
makes me wonder if that guy knows where he works
with that kind of silly retort
we oughta hold our UN support
and see how he feels without any perks.
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So where does that UN guy get the right
to imply that America is too tight
to be called penurious
makes me furious
somebody tell him to go fly a kite.
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It seems the funds from oil for food
lined the pockets of the head dude
not the one that led Iraq
but another one we should sack
cause Kofi ran off with most of the crude.
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Now Brokaw is gone and Rather's a loser
only Jennings is left as a liberal newser
I have no concern
since I easily discern
that the non-cable news is really a snoozer.
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Will Rumsfeld stay is anyone's guess
but I think his problems are nothin less
than the impossible job
of undoing the gob
of the tangled webs of the Clinton mess.
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One month until elections in Iraq
something for which they have no knack
but without an emergence
of a big group of insurgents
our boys may soon be coming back.
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Governments have banned the display of the nativity
which many see as a cruel activity
but when the citizens balk
they're told to take a walk
and enjoy Christmas with a huge cavity.
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I'm afraid that very soon Santy may
take a loss in his stock in Fanny Mae
with the government involved
the problem won't be solved
since they can screw up in such an uncanny way.
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Merry Christmas is now happy holiday
well, I believe this by golly may
change the spirit
so much I fear it
will make for a very unjolly day.
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They say that Rumsfeld's in a dither
and he's let our defenses slowly wither
this is not true
in the normal view
just the liberals complaining yon and hither.
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When the enviro-guy encountered a tree
He dropped immediately to his knee
with his head bowed
he said aloud
I wish I could marry thee.
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So Hilliary has been born again
To show us all that she's free from sin
when under the gun
she says she won't run
do you think lying will get her a win?
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Just like a baby llama
that can't be weaned from its momma
no matter what we do
to his motley crew
here comes another tape from Osama
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The Times faults Bush for being unprepared
It wasn't Kerik of whom they were scared
Kerik was the one with the laxes
when he prepared his taxes
Has the Times forgotten Bill's Zoe Baird?
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They call it affirmative action
and reward people by faction
they deny that it's quotas
unless you count small iota's
but I think their words need redaction.
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Some say Social Security is going down the sewers
they fear too many takers and not enough doers
why worry, I say
we can make it pay
you pay mine and I'll pay yours.
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Has Michael Moore cleaned up his act
and unsigned his devil's pact
I doubt it's so
He lied, you know
when he said his bags were packed.
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If San Francisco seems a little crazy
it isn't because it's air's so hazy
it's 'cause the people there
have such an inherent flair
to present themselves as a daisy.
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Hope Fayetteville's downtown master plan
goes away much faster than
those who designed it
sober up and sign it
and bring us a disaster, man
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When asked by the press did he do
it
because the rest of us knew it
by way of retort
Mr. Teddy did snort
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!
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So Theresa had a flippant lip
and we wondered if she'd had a sip
which made her so loose
she cooked her own goose
and sank her hubby's ship!
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The liberals are having a fit
and constantly picking a nit
about why their message was shunned
and their blue states outgunned
seems their egos have taken a hit!